Showing posts with label ADD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ADD. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

The Fancies Love Tedd Decker

After giving myself a small breather from the blogger sphere, I’m back to tickle your fancy… I’m not sure that was the term I wanted to use, but for now we will leave it as is and hope someone gets a chuckle…  What does “your fancy” look like anyway?  And why is everyone trying to tickle it?  Poor little fancy getting tickled all the time.  It’s probably living a life similar to Howie Mandel if he were stuck in the body of his cartoon creation Bobby.


You know cuz Fancies don’t really like being tickled and are probably afraid of germs.  But they still like to cruise the town on their big wheel with their giant stuffed animal spider friend who they periodically use as a multi-tool.
 

All that to say,
Let’s just leave the poor fancies alone.

In other news,
I just finished reading the first of The Circle Trilogy by Tedd Decker called “Black”.  What a FANTASTIC BOOK!!!  My fancy was tickled by it, but in a non-intrusive manner. This was also a rather large accomplishment for me, since it’s literally been years since I’ve been able to actually focus enough to read through an entire ANYTHING.  What I’ve discovered is something that truly fascinates and excites me.
SCREENS AGITATE THE MIND.
That doesn’t mean that whenever I look at the screen on my phone it turns in to my little brother at 5 years old poking me in the ribs in the back of the car.  It means that, in a nut shell, it shakes things around in my brain, making it harder to focus on other things.
Screens, and florescent lights for that matter, though they look like they are holding a solid image constantly, are actually emitting quick flashes over and over again.  To a person with A.D.D. this creates agitation in the brain and makes things much more difficult.  I’ve discovered that by simply eliminating time in front of screens, and I was having a TON of it, I have amplified my focus and decreased stress levels!  Just from that one decision!
So here’s my challenge to YOU.  Adults, lower the amount of time you are spending in front of any type of screen.  If you work in an environment where that is part of your job, then take whatever time you can get away from that screen while at work.  Don’t pull out your cell phone and start playing Angry Birds With Friends.  Instead, snag a book and REST YOUR BRAIN.  You will see a difference in a matter of DAYS.  I promise.
Parents with kids who have A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. do the same for them.  Get them away from screens and outside, drawing, reading, building, or whatever other non-screen activity you can think of.
I am a firm believer in the fact that medication for A.D.D. and A.D.H.D. should be an absolute last resort for treatment.  We need to start looking at life changes before taking a pill or cramming one down our kid’s throats.

End.

Friday, June 14, 2013

A.D.D.'ers Get More Exercise

Need to shed a few pounds?
Planning on toning up those legs?
Need to get up off the couch?
Well have I got a deal for you!
…Ok maybe not, but I am fascinated by some infomercials and thought it might be fun to channel a little Billy Mays to kick things off.  And just for the record, Oxy Clean does remove stains like fire removes eyebrows.  Just sayin’.
Anyway,
Whats my point in all this?  Well its exactly as the title suggests.  I theorize that A.D.D’ers may actually get more exercise than the average Joe.  Lets look at my genius hypothesis…
Wife: Honey, can you grab a few things from our room for me?  Cora (my daughter) needs a fresh diaper, a baby wipe, a bottle, and I could sure use the glass of water I left on my night stand.
Zach: Sure babe!
*Zach gets up from the couch, heads downstairs, and immediately becomes distracted by the hat he had been looking for in the previous week*
*Zach runs back upstairs*
Zach: Honey!  I found my hat!
Wife: Cool babe… Poopy diaper.  Please send emergency relief.
Zach: Oh… Right.  Be right there!
*Back down the stairs.  Grabs diaper.  Back up the stairs*
Zach: Here ya go babe.  A fresh diaper for my sweet-pea!
Wife: Thanks Honey, but I cant wipe that bum with my hand.
Zach: Oh… Right.  Be right back!
*Back down the stairs. Grabs baby wipe. Back up the stairs*
Zach: Ok!  Poo be gone!
Wife: Thanks honey!  Did you remember my water?
Zach: Oh… Right.  Please hold!
*Back down the stairs.  Snags water bottle.  Back up the stairs*
Zach: Here…. Here you go babe. *sweating… Gasping for air*
Wife: Thanks babe! *kiss on the cheek*

Now just look at all the exercise I got!  By the end of that fiasco, my legs were on fire, I had broken a sweat, and my blood was pumping!  I’m thinking of starting one of those weight loss shows, except it wouldn’t be that interesting because I would always forget what we were doing, or I’d stop to pet the nice doggy and make faces at the baby passing by, possibly pausing for an iced coffee, cuz it just sounded so good even though I’m pretty sure caffeine makes my brain move at warp speeds, and then drops down again, looking something like, if Grumpy Cat were a brain…

Well that seems to be all I can muster for the moment.
Until next time kids.  Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Bad Timing A.D.D. Monster. Bad Timing.

If you are someone who’s as easily distractible as me, you may relate to the following Circumstance…
*Zach pulls up to the drive through at Starbucks just as something interesting is being said on the radio*
Nice Starbucks Lady: Thank you for choosing Starbucks!  What can I get started for you?
Zach:  Hi, I’d like to get a….
*Zach begins to struggles with speaking and listening to the fascinating story on the radio*
Zach: Yeah can I get…
*Back to the radio*
Zach: I’ll have a grande…
*And again… But we got to grande this time*
Zach: Coffee… I’ll have a coffee…
Nice Starbucks Lady: I’m sorry, can you repeat that?
Zach:

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

A.D.Day In The Life

Where do you start with these types of things?  I never know how to start talking about myself correctly, or if there’s even a way to do so or if it’s even appropriate to do so.  Well, appropriate or not, here I am starting the “talk” about the blender of things swirling around in my head.  It’s kinda’ like the, “Will It Blend” guy on Youtube.  When he takes the random, usually expensive, and rather heart breaking to watch, items and throws them in his industrial super amazing blender from hell and hits “frappe”.  When that thing kicks in gear things turn to complete and total smoky, chaos, ending with a, “don’t breathe that”.

I have A.D.D.
There, I said it.  I have what most people consider a childhood squirrel chasing disorder that makes remembering things, completing tasks, and sometimes focusing on conversation difficult.  Try to picture yourself playing Super Mario on 25 different T.V. screens, all at the same time, all on that stupid water level that nobody can actually beat, and suddenly someone starts changing the channel on the T.V. sets.  Now you still have to complete all your other Mario games, but Wheel of Fortune is on!  Oh!  And is that Ducktales!?  Dang, you drank a lot of water, you should go to the bathroom, but don’t forget to change the dog, and walk the banana before you... Aaaaaaaaand turtle shell. Queue the iconic game over music.

I guess this may be more of a vent for little ol’ Zach here.  Maybe I just needed to spit out some of the jumble in my head in order to start moving towards some semblance of clarity.  Or maybe there’s someone else reading this that knows exactly what I’m talking about.  Well friend, you aren’t alone and you’re not damaged goods, as I’m sure, just as I have, you’ve felt so often.  You were created for great things and are destined to grow and conquer this wall.  Because, let’s be honest... A.D.D.? 
Aint’ nobody got time for that!

I’m beginning to step in to a new season of life, where I’m targeting the things that I have not dealt with for 20+ years!  Things that have sunk in so deep, it’s going to hurt pulling them out.  But I’m committed to growing and weeding out those things that kill my ability to be the man I know I’m destined to be.  The seeds that have become thorny bushes will no longer dictate how my life goes.
Stick a fork in me… I’m done.